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A conversation from today… it may help to know that we write the date on milk cartons (we use long life) when we open them, so that we know when to throw them out. Also that I am the designated chicken buyer and distributor.

Me: Do you remember when we got this chicken?
Wifey: Ummm… the night before last, I think.
M: Hmmm… I really should start dating the chickens when we get them… … I mean… not ‘dating’ dating… ’cause… y’know… they’re dead… and a different species…. … …
W: ….
M: …
W: …
M: … … and… y’know…. I’m married and stuff… …
W: … …. … the fact that you feel the need to explain this is deeply disturbing.

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